Ein Kammerspiel aus dem Oval Office

Trump: Maddog, you be a good boy, you give me my phone back or you’re fired, okay?

Mattis: You listen to me, Mr. President-BOY, you can’t fire the axis of adults and you know it.

McMaster: Sir, I would recommend to calm down and only touch the phone to delete that tweet.

Trump: I want my phone back, I want it NOW and I want to tweet you’re both fired!

Ivanka: Dad, please …